Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
“I’ve known Lucy since I was 15. Our story is really creepy. We met on Myspace. We messaged each other because we had mutual friends, and we just started talking every day. And when Lucy told me she was moving to L.A., I invited her to my friend’s birthday party at Disneyland. We decided to meet there for the first time ever. But I didn’t tell my mom that I met her on Myspace, and she didn’t tell her mom either. And we just clicked, and from that day on, we were best friends.” - Ashley Benson